Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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