Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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