I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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