We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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