I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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