you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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