I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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