awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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