At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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