how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
She made me pour olive oil on her.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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