I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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