the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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