Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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