if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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