I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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