Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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