Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Found the puke drawer
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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