i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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