remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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