Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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