piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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