As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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