i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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