We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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