How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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