You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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