I accidentally had phone sex last night
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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