i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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