wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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