You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i drank out of a bidet.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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