We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I will pee on everything he values.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
