Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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