Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
they need to just BURY HIM!
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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