You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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