goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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