Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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