Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i just had sex bonerless
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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