i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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