Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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