she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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