is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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