I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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