We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Damn victory sex feels great
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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