Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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