was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
