Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
