Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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