Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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