Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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