how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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